“Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.” - Percy Jackson The Battle of the Labyrinth
"What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear?” - Percy Jackson The Lightning Thief
“Hercules,huh? Percy frowned. "That guy was like the Starbucks of Ancient Greece. Everywhere you turn--there he is.” - Percy Jackson The Mark of Athena
making a tag list so comment "ROME!" on a set if you want to be on it
“The Council agrees," Zeus said. "Percy Jackson, you will have one gift from the gods."
I hesitated. "Any gift?"
Zeus nodded grimly. "I know what you will ask. The greatest gift of all. Yes, if you want it, it shall be yours. The gods have not bestowed this gift on a mortal hero in many centuries, but, Perseus Jackson-if you wish it-you shall be made a god. Immortal. Undying. You shall serve as your father's lieutent
“Braccas meas vescimini!" - "Eat my Pants!"